Posted 1 day ago

oatmeal47:

an aesthetic

Posted 1 day ago

illkim:

Guy: *during sex* Who’s your daddy??

Me: 

image

Posted 2 days ago
kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Posted 2 days ago

sulidaesy:

Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

dynastylnoire:

jcoleknowsbest:

thesalivationarmy:

HOW DID WE MISS THIS

Shots fired in the vicinity

man down

Posted 3 weeks ago

mayahansens:

the sickest burn in all of television history

It’s called the perineum, for those that are wondering

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

kinkyturtle:

fat person walks in the room and all of a sudden every skinny motherfucker within a 5-mile radius is a doctor, therapist, nutritionist, and personal trainer with something to say